If you think the detainees at Gitmo have it hard, think again. Case in point is Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani, classified as a “high value” terrorist who worked directly with Bin Laden, al-Afghani is looking for love from Gitmo.
That’s right, any ladies out there who are looking for an infamous “mate” who spends time criticing American culture, and shows his tender side by caring for his pet “banna rat”, al-Afghani might just be your man–of course don’t think you’ll talk him into shaving that beard any time soon.
Hook up with him on match.com, he no longer wants to use “Ashley Madison” he wrote from Gitmo to his lawyer.
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Ewe. That’s what he needs. An ewe. Or a blow up doll. Of a camel.
Only if I voild “accidentally” back over him twelve times on my car. Oops!
Uh can I roll over and pass out on the floor first. Hell no way jose, I would rather have sex with a lesbos thank you.
Here I found your match, it’s no nuts.com.
Baahhaaaa
Double tap between the eyes
Miss Islamic State 2015!
They ladies of cods pink will be so happy now . They have so much in common !
Should say “Detained, but ready to rape, behead, and torture”.
Gag!!!!!!!!