The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.

500 yards is a bit of stretch for us. 100 maybe 150 with a good scoped 22. Now with an AR 500 to 1000 yards piece of cake.
You got it all wrong son. We know our enemy’s.
Bunch of them in the south don’t you know.
Sir, we do they’re just waiting in the shadows.
That’s a ebonic redneck big difference in language speak.
Would they use a goat call to call them in close enough to get a good shot !?lol
I love it.
Andy, you obviously know nothing about the American hillbillies. If it wasn’t for then we would have suffered the loss of the revolutionary war. WWI and WWII not to mention the Nam. You buddy don’t know squat about the keen fighting since of these people.
I think it might be a 19 or 25mm, bigger then the 50cals I’ve seen.
The cost savings in training alone would be astronomical….lol