The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Idk about that andy
Been a southern man all my life, if u can’t shoot acorns out of the tree, hit the little limb that’s holding the acorn, ur blind or a sissy.
Damn right.
You better damn well believe they would do it!
Sargent York, Audie Murphy were some brave hillbillies with a keen shoot and killed plenty of our enemies. Wish we had 500 of those two.
And most of them already have SEAL attributes. Drink beer, close quarters bar room fighting, hunting skills, water skills , driving large vehicles, crawling in the mud, spending extensive time alone in the woods, very self efficient….
That’s a hoot
Was thinking same thimg
That’s me.
Nice , why don’t we announce all our plans and secrets. Tell them how why when where what time. Etc.