The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
No tag limit right
Your just a plain dumb$#%&!@*Andy Olmstead
Where do you enlist in this redneck death squad sign me up
Them boys round here would get er done
Hell yeah buddy that’s right let’s go
It’s a start. Them good Ole boys down south can knock a squirrel out of a tree at 500 yards with a 22 long. Go get email boys. Show email how it’s done.
Max Saenz Jay Ganske Ryan Johnson
I wish it was that easy.
Dem redneks be the bestest!!!!!! Dey will luv doing away wit dem Isis……
Buckle up. it’s going to be a wild ride but don’t worry …it’ll be SHORT.