The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Tell them to get ready for war with isis here in America.
Sad But True…
Laura Proud, you better sign up for this asap
That about sums it up. $#%&!@*ya!
Oh if only
I just love this ! Is the Duck dynisty invoved ,I hope so!So you guys go kick$#%&!@*! Simper Fi!!!
He’s hunting squirrels.
Notice how the head has been photo shopped onto the body? Sun shining on everything but his head.
Plus it is way off center … Or he could have a helluva tan and a double jointed neck …lol
Could be muzzle blast and recoil have done something to him.