The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
We can only wish and hope..
LOL
Where can I sign up…
You do realize this is just for fun…..never gonna happen
I need that gun.!!!
We don’t need them there. WE NEED them right here to combat the US created ISIS…
We just need all of america to go to DC and clean out the secret govt. and the public govt. or we are defeating our purpose…The same people we broke away from to have a FREE Country will NEVER leave us alone to be FREE…They are too greedy & power hungry to leave us be….So, WAKE UP THEY ARE DESTROYING US AND THE EARTH…
I bet Obama would pray so hard while watching his Muslim brotherhood raping another Muslim Goat.
Where do I sign.
I like this a lot!