The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Really? This is good news if it is true!
Give Grumpy Kitty a rifle, he’s in!!
put his $#%&!@* out on point as bait
That’ll Git Her Done !
I volunteer.
Great idea.
if u call for 500 rednecks,,u gone git over-run,,cause we can;t count,,,LOL,,,just say the word!!!,,,but WE Ready
AMEN AND OBAMA TOO
THEY NEED TO STAY HERE AND TAKE CARE OF THOSE ISIS BASTARDS HERE IN THE STATES…..
HOW DO I JOIN??