The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
You go boys kill IS IS once and for all let them go to hell and burn
Varmit patrol
I want to join!
Oh yeah, muslims don’t stand a chance against our $#%&!@* rednecks lol
I don’t trust our Government. We need the Rednecks HERE!!!
stop apeasing these dam people send them back or to hell
Iraq’s a $#%&!@* hole, but I’d go.
That would be a nice gun for one of my sisters. 😉
Hey Cletus finally got a hair cut
Better than a bunch of fags like Obamas army.