The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Haha trying to get our red necks blue blooded Americans killed. Don’t do it…its a trick. Let the national guard combat tj…..
Our boys don’t need to go anywhere. The FBI already admitted their are numerous ISIS operatives on our soil, camps south of our border, 1000s of their supporters in our country.
#merica!
Where do I sign.
9000 b$#%&!@* boats heading across the ocean to get it done. Don’t need the stinkin’ navy.
This actually makes much more sense than anything the current administration has come up with. Sad things is….it would work! 😉
Where do i sign up. Isis will be extinct in a month lol
YEEEE HAWWW
The best idea they’ve come up with yet! lol
Why go over the ocean to fight ISIS???? They’re here in the US!!!! Go over hill, over dale, through the woods, up stream, down stream, etc. and go get’em boys!!!! Don’t waste time going to the middle east…attack them here and get rid of them, exterminate them and secure our borders! Then help Canada get rid of them…then together, Canada and the U.S. can help other countries push back and conquer ISIS also!!!! Well…what are you waiting for???