The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
where do i sign up?
lmao
where do we make a donation????
Go get them boys
Kick their pointy tales all the way to allah and his nasty c**p! Evil and must be destroyed! Jesus is coming and boy is he mad!
Execute with extreme prejudice. That order should be no problem at all.
Well obviously the looser muslim lover in our white house isnt gonna grow any nuts
LOL good one
I’m in.
Nice lol