The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Is that Brian Williams?
i’ll jion
Why will it take a week ? Us Rednecks are better than that.
I’ll go too.
and that my friend is a fact
They are better than Obama, ha
right on!!
And we are marching where? Washington?? Sign me up.
they do not understand how big this country is and how WE THE PEOPLE will use our guns to defend and defeat them!
I AM IN