The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Love it.!!
You people are $#%&!@*ing stupid his head is photo shopped on
Count me in….
where do i sign up and when go
Funny, but I think it could work with those rules of engagement
go get them big boy, you have the tool to.
And the liberals go WAH WAH WAH
Ooops, is longer really always better ?? (I am almost a complete dummy when it comes to rifle engineering technology).
Hey, I love racoons !
Funny, but I’ll bet it would work!