The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
now thats a Texas size pig shooter mow just aim at a mosque and shot all those PIGS IN THERE WALLER.
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Lol…get ER done!!!!
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well, DUH!
GOING GATOR HUNTING????
MHO if the US were confronted by terrorists of any cell, the US citizens could do a better job of protecting themselves than NObama.
Now some of those facts that were given to the rednecks could be forgiven, but killing Dale Earnhardt, well that is just downright beyond any forgiving and because of that them ISIS sum-bitches need to die.
Obama’s “elite” forces are going over with their violins and guitars to sing and dance…..
Until you look at the REVISED numbers!