The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Yeeeehaaah!
Let’s go y’all!
I would have red necks on my side any day, most people associate red necks as being stupid , they are some of the best people who would give you the shirt off their back , but when $#%&!@* hits the fan they will be a force to be reckoned with, myself included.
Just set it up in your backyard because they’re coming they’re coming
wouldn,t be hard to get thousands at a moments notice, plenty of people in this country that will fight for it,s constitution ,and what it stands for
Have no fear, the rednecks have got this!!!
i will
Move them across the ocean so know one can defend us.Sam you’re tripping!!!
Kelly Murdock needs ta remove head from $#%&!@* and do a little research. There is Only One terrorist organization on Earth and you apparently don’t have a clue.
blow thw suckers up