The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
I brought my big gun
Is there a place to sign up!
20mm Lahti w/o a magazine.
IT COULD HAPPEN!
BIG GUN
DO YOU GET A BIG GUN FOR SIGNING UP???? HELL YOU COULD USE THE THING AS A SLED FOR SAND OR SNOW!! LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT SNIPER AND AIR COVER WEAPON TOO ME!!!!!
The Finnish knew their anti-tank rifles… a tad bulky.
It is hunting season!
Hillbilly’s will save America. I’m with them. Nobody else will step up to the plate. East coast westcoast scumbags !!!
Nice squirrel gun