The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
You have a very wise Mom. Cw
Terrorist Training Camps will be converted into Redneck Special Forces Target Ranges, Hand to Hand Combat Skills and Guerilla Warfare Training!
OMG! How much does that sucker weigh? Talk about The Right to Bare Arms! That’s Thor’s Hammer!
They need to clean up the 22 camps the found in the USA first. I am sure they could do so in a weekend or two.
I had to smile, even though I don’t agree with this meme. It’s still funny.
Send in the Bikers.
according to my honey about 75 pounds with out ammo those strap looking things on the bottom are skid plates
Hell No!! I’m NOT THOR enough for that thing!
Just need in tell on where they are for sure. Would not want the wrong place. Be messy.
You’re an American Woman who knows that You are a part of the Governing body of this Country. I told that to people in a diner yesterday and they acted like We live in a Communist Dictatorship! We need to abolish “State-ism” which essentially is Communism in My book! Continue to be a Strong Political Leader in Your communty and Wake Up “We The Sheeple”!