Keith Olbermann is back. His GQ paycheck of $967 (before taxes) monthly came in and, after paying his mother’s mortgage, the electric bill, the water bill, the groceries, the internet, phone and cable, and the monthly $8 donation to the Save Barack Obama’s Legacy Foundation, he was able to smile at the camera in his mother’s basement and begin his “Resistance” rant on the next very important subject matter.
The once-mediocre sensation who played second-fiddle only to Rachel Maddow has come into his own with this relatively new GQ gig-in-the-basement deal and has been able to curry the favor of such dignitaries as Kim Jong-un and J.K. Rowling who, for similar reasons, hate Donald Trump.
Kim Jong-un names Keith Olbermann his “comrade and fellow deep-thinker,” while J.K. Rowling believes that if she wrote another Harry Potter novel, she would create a character specifically modeled on Olbermann who broadcasts from an underground magical fallout shelter far from the negative wand-craft of an evil President of the United States.
There’s a certain kind of magic, almost of Hogwarts quality, that allows a man of Olbermann’s limited talents to survive on $38 each month, and for those of you who have labored through his broadcasts, you can see why the networks are not fighting each other off to beat down his doors for a new contract.
Never underestimate a Chihuahua spoon-fed on Starbucks grande lattes, though, for as effortless as the Party of the Jackass can disallow a “good crisis to go to waste,” Olbermann cannot bring himself to shut up on issues that are way too far above his head.
Turn to the next page to read about Olbermann’s take on the 2nd Amendment…if you want a good laugh!
Your a moron
The entire Democrat party should be the #1 Domestic Terrorist organization & if it weren’t for a liberal ran government, with their liberal justice system & liberal robes LEGISLATING law from the bench rather than interpreting law as their job was intended, the majority of their leaders would be doing life already. Obama, Hillary, Lynch, Podesta, Holder, all of them would be in the federal pen by now.
Unfortynately, the people are going to have to right this ship & it’s rapidly approaching.
No sir you should be put on the no fly list and sued for liable!
Then Apple must be labeled also because cell phones, IPod, IPAD also kill by the user of them while driving and even walking in front of a moving vehicle It’s not what is the hand but the user of what is in their hand
This$#%&!@*just says stupid things so another fool can post it on facebook this is the last time I will reploy about anything concerning this piece of human garbage.
You should be labeled a idiot.
F**k you
Stfu you ignorant moron! Showing your stupidity! Ignorant hypocrite!
You mean like the democrats
stupid idiot!!