The city council of New York City is planning to dilute a host of criminal laws, including a law against public urination because the council feels that too many minorities are being arrested under the law. The New York City police department has already relaxed its enforcement of these laws, leading to a resurgence of such crimes.
New York City officials have not made any announcements for the installation of public urinals or convenient bushes at strategic locations. The quality of public life has already suffered under the NYPD’s relaxed attitude, but the revocation of these laws all but guarantees a drop in public safety and health.
The city council justified its decision by citing systemic racism in the city’s penal codes. Luckily the NYPD retains the right to arrest offenders, who will be issued summons to court where they will pay a fine. If the fine cannot be paid the offender will instead perform community service.
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Just a real good reason not to visit “The Smelly Apple”
HAAAAA P**S EVERY WHERE HAAAAA
New York Values
Mentally ill city
DUMB AS A BOX OF HAMMERS!
What does peeling have to race. Omg people have used the race card so much they don’t even know the meaning of racism. It’s sad really it’s like the little boy that cried wolf. When someone is using racism “When one race believes that they are Superior another race.” No one will believe them.
I don’t think it’s good people peeing in the city. I mean if some someone sakes there junks at my kids I’ll cut it off. But I don’t believe it’s a race thing. Unless everyone but whites can pee then it would be.
CAN NYC GET ANY WORSE.
Why dont just go bsck to the datk ages and thrw their human waist out the windows to the street!!!what a disgusting thing to do
Give me a break.