With a new American president set to take office in January, North Korea is prepping itself for future relations by making some pretty ridiculous demands. In a nine page letter sent to the United States, they demanded that America stops its “hostile nuclear threats” towards them and their leader. While North Korea has kept fairly silent about Donald Trump’s election, it would seem that they were paying attention and has made their demands of Mr. Trump.
However, they obviously haven’t been watching the news or reading anything about the man, because if they had, they’d know that Donald Trump doesn’t take demands from anybody. He’s the one that gives the demands, and North Korea is about to get fired from his potential friend list before even making it on there.
The memo sent from North Korea argued that since the death of Kim Jong-il, the United States has created conflict because of its ever growing arsenal of nuclear weapons.
Again, they haven’t been paying attention to anything happening in the United States, or else they’d know that President Obama has been doing a bang up job of making sure the country is completely helpless should an actual nuclear war break out.
And who is North Korea to play the victim? They did, after all, test a hydrogen bomb not too long ago.
Read what the memorandum said on the next page.
Little kim
He make very funny joke— ha-ha
F**k North Korea. I mean who honestly gives a$#%&!@*about what ping pong has to say?
Lol really
Yeah, like he is listening to that idiot.
Twas the night before the election, and in the Liberal House. Not a creature was working, not even their spouse.
No stockings were hung by the chimney with care, because they were hoping a Hillary Victory would soon be there.
The Hillary voters were nestled all snug in their beds, While continued visions of free cell phones danced in their heads.
And mamma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap, Had just settled down for another free winter’s nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the TV they flew like a flash, Flipped on CNN hoping for more free cash. Trump Won, please, say it aint so Hillary didn’t shatter the glass ceiling, oh no, When, what to their wondering eyes should appear, But a sign from Trump, they have to get a job next year, With one election, so inspiring and quick, America took away their Misses Saint Nick.
No more huge taxes for the working and spending pretty much insane, and they began whistling and shouting and calling people names; “Now, Hillary! Now, Obama! Now, Franken and Reid! On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus and Biden! Out of Washington! We’re building a wall! Get the heck out of here, we just fired you all.
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas
Gee, I wonder what Mike Pence will decide to do?
This is a country who is run by a dictator with big diaper. You can guess where they’re heading…
LOL I don’t think so!!!!!!
Haaa…dumb nut..