Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Ignorant savage.
This guy speaks from a long…. I mean short hard life of personal experience. With a face only a mother could love..or a Daaaaad. Disgusting but true.
So Muslim man playing with your self is worse then molesting children and poor farm animals? Lol Satan’s going to have fun with you in Hell.
Maybe Muslim men that marry and rape 6-8 year olds will be castrated. And the Muslim men that use young boys as sex slaves will become pigs eating our slop we throw away.
Now i know y you retards have not made any contributions to science in 300yrs!
Nobody ever said they were intelligent…
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LOL! Nice header
No, their children will
Cleric. Is that the same as dumbass?