Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”

What the hell?!
My belief is that any man who rapes should get your penis cut off.
Total inbreds!
I know someone that this happened to.
Will I have a hand full of kids ?????
Yes, he really IS that stupid!!!!
Well then so will alot of sheep, goats and 1p year old boys.
At least our hands won’t be covered in our own c**p because we use toilet paper. Shut up you filthy muzzy.
That’s why al you rag head go around raping women including you own realitives. Swine
Our world will soon be occupied by totally delusional morons.