Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Stupidity at its most profound
How stupid is that.
What about men that dress like a penis? Does that mean they’re going to be a$#%&!@*in the afterlife as well?
And Obummer brought these pieces of c**p into our country. When will Obummer be prosecuted for crimes against the American people.
This guy is Satan’s right hand man … all he knows is evil.
hahahaaaa
Haha…spell check failed me. Thanks for the help:) made my day. Misplaced r makes one look stupid.
HAAAAAAA…..OH MAN THAT’S A FIRST…..WILL YOUR HAND GIVE BIRTH? AND TO WHAT?
SERIOUSLY???
What an idiot!