Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Is that a watermelon this idiot is wearing….
How can you not laugh at this statement especially when you see the face who said it? INTELIGENTS??
will isis have pregnant goats?
Are you sure it’s not your mouth?
It’s a good thing I practice safe solo sex and wear velvet gloves while engaging in the act.
is that what they teach in your church
is this guy nuts yes
must have happened to you but you masterbated and scratched your $#%&!@* you look like a $#%&!@*
Is that why he wears rubber gloves?
The mentality of the enemy! RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!