Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
And yet they generate enough brain power to continue breathing
Gender is irrelevant in the spiritual dimension
STUPID ANIMALS
I thought you would go blind if you kept that up!
Damn now there is a smart man.I wonder what school of higher learning did he go to.
Prayers
So glad California exists as he will fit right in
Blind and pregnant. Oooh, that’s harsh.
Neanderthals were smarter than these backwards goat diddlers.
Where in the hell do they dredge these idiot’s up from? I mean really!