Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
That’s undoubtedly why they use their penis!! Brilliant, I should have used this year’s ago
Whoo, whoo, whoo , whoo.
If it’s on Dumbbook, it has to be true ,RIGHT!!!
Are Muslims only thinking of sex all the time? Most men do! Pretty normal. Only difference is that rape is OK with non Muslim women!
Seems legit.
Just think of how dumb the world will be if these idiots do take over I mean this the Dark Ages ring a bell remember a new religion The World Is Still flat science is bad and women are considered to be cattle let’s get some of the highlights oh yes and it’s all right to have sex with goats
What a “$#%&!@*” !!!!!!
Yeah, I think the diaper is too tight on his head!
Pork chop
really??? crazy person