THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
“My fellow Americans…as your official, twice-elected, uh, LEGITIMATE president, who was never under investigation for any reason, even when the White House was falling down around us for various reasons that were never my fault, uh, I have (as previously stated on short-wave radio addresses) set up my own base of operations two miles down the road from my former slave-built home (where Michelle and I and our lovely girls, Malia, Sasha and Valerie lived in lavish splendor on the taxpayer dime). By the way, did you know that the first Ramadan Iftar dinner was held at the White House more than 200 years ago, hosted by Thomas Jefferson?
This base of operations which I had aptly named the Department of Shadowy Endeavors (DSE) has been renamed by Michelle because she really, uh, detested the name. It will now be referred to in future communiques as the Society of Continuous Resistance to Enemy Wrongdoing by Trump (or SCREW Trump for short). Our focus will be on ensuring continuous leaks from every facet of the United States Government, to include the intelligence community, military, finance, and entitlements divisions, as well as Congressional leaders, Right and Left. The ultimate goal of SCREW Trump will be to…well…to screw Donald Trump, basically.
We have been using my brand new posh $5.3M Paloroma mansion and wonderfully roomy 8,200 square feet as our base of operations for the past six months and so far, this has been a great success! We’ve been able to manipulate the entire Fake News Industrial Complex (FNIC) to complement nicely our leaks and innuendo (although the trouble percolating at CNN is worrisome and we are endeavoring to, uh, “fix” that problem soon enough).
Suffice it to say, that I, as your president, will continue to work hard in securing a bright and job-free future for all Americans as I work behind-the-scenes to subvert, suppress, sabotage, and subjugate all signs of progress from the Trump administration. I told you that I wasn’t going anywhere when I departed the grounds at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and I meant it. Let me be clear: We will not quit until I am sitting on the throne in that Oval Office once again.
My fellow Americans…thank you for your continued support in screwing Trump. I won’t let you down.
Your Humble President, Barack Hussein Obama, Leader of the Free World, Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Idol to Millions All Over the Planet”
Former pollster and prognosticator for Fox News, Dick Morris, who once served as the campaign advisor to Bill Clinton, has created an interesting and controversial video blog that goes into detail about the SCREW Trump movement and how it is being done just a couple of miles from the White House! Read on the following page about how his “insider information” allowed him to name names and watch the video that describes the ultimate aims of Barack Hussein Obama!
Written By: Brad King
It is amazing to me,people open their eyes,but do not aknowledge what they see right in front of them.I am not sure if they dont see or dont want to aknowledge what they do see.Donald Trump…against All odds is doing things in this country that other presidents wish they could have done,but never did.He is a remarkable businessman and President.The stock market was supposed to crash when he was elected…instead the stock market is setting historical records.Do you people really believe this is by chance.I dont and no one will ever convince me otherwise.The politicians are running scared on both sides republicans and democrats…but the democrats are viscious at every turn and Donald Trump is steadfast in his convictions to honor the promises he made and this has not been accomplished by past people holding our highest office.This man under the scrutiny and traps laid for him at every turn,he comes out smelling like a rose.He has no agenda for himself or his personal gains.He dosent need it,he already has it.This is why the media,the politicians and the liberal junkies are cringing in their shoes.They cannot stand a man of conviction doing what is best for Our nation and not for himself and others who would benefit from the high office as has been done in the past.I am so proud to say he is my president and the leader of our nation.He is as stedfast in his convictions for our country as he is to the people of our nation who elected him.Pray for President Trump daily and help to make sure he and our other leaders have that same conviction and dedication to do what is needed to be done to Make America Great Again as he promised.Keep up the Great work Mr. President!!! God Bless Donald Trump and God Bless This United States of America!!!
Some of you folks posting here make those guys on the ancient alien astronaut show seem almost sane. Well, at least a lot saner than you. Have you tried Zanex or maybe smoking weed? How about a tin foil hat?
If it wasn’t for TRUMP you youn people wouldn’t have a chance he will be the one y’all will see America will be great be for he leaves
B******t.
There’s gonna be a war…
Dick Morris again ! What a scumbag and you fools fall for this c**p. Obama has moved on why don’t you. Worry about the crazy you elected president.
Where in the hell did you come up with this?
First president to smoke crack in the White House? Seriously? You believe that?
His mother was from Kansas. That makes him an American citizen. Good god people.
BS
it’s too bad you’re not one of those sensible people.