THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
“My fellow Americans…as your official, twice-elected, uh, LEGITIMATE president, who was never under investigation for any reason, even when the White House was falling down around us for various reasons that were never my fault, uh, I have (as previously stated on short-wave radio addresses) set up my own base of operations two miles down the road from my former slave-built home (where Michelle and I and our lovely girls, Malia, Sasha and Valerie lived in lavish splendor on the taxpayer dime). By the way, did you know that the first Ramadan Iftar dinner was held at the White House more than 200 years ago, hosted by Thomas Jefferson?
This base of operations which I had aptly named the Department of Shadowy Endeavors (DSE) has been renamed by Michelle because she really, uh, detested the name. It will now be referred to in future communiques as the Society of Continuous Resistance to Enemy Wrongdoing by Trump (or SCREW Trump for short). Our focus will be on ensuring continuous leaks from every facet of the United States Government, to include the intelligence community, military, finance, and entitlements divisions, as well as Congressional leaders, Right and Left. The ultimate goal of SCREW Trump will be to…well…to screw Donald Trump, basically.
We have been using my brand new posh $5.3M Paloroma mansion and wonderfully roomy 8,200 square feet as our base of operations for the past six months and so far, this has been a great success! We’ve been able to manipulate the entire Fake News Industrial Complex (FNIC) to complement nicely our leaks and innuendo (although the trouble percolating at CNN is worrisome and we are endeavoring to, uh, “fix” that problem soon enough).
Suffice it to say, that I, as your president, will continue to work hard in securing a bright and job-free future for all Americans as I work behind-the-scenes to subvert, suppress, sabotage, and subjugate all signs of progress from the Trump administration. I told you that I wasn’t going anywhere when I departed the grounds at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and I meant it. Let me be clear: We will not quit until I am sitting on the throne in that Oval Office once again.
My fellow Americans…thank you for your continued support in screwing Trump. I won’t let you down.
Your Humble President, Barack Hussein Obama, Leader of the Free World, Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Idol to Millions All Over the Planet”
Former pollster and prognosticator for Fox News, Dick Morris, who once served as the campaign advisor to Bill Clinton, has created an interesting and controversial video blog that goes into detail about the SCREW Trump movement and how it is being done just a couple of miles from the White House! Read on the following page about how his “insider information” allowed him to name names and watch the video that describes the ultimate aims of Barack Hussein Obama!
Classless president and his classless wife have tried to destroy our country too long. Go away Obama. Back to Kenya pls.
Good to know! Trump is so much smarter than Obama. This will save us.
Hang obama
Unfortunately the ignorance is ubiquitous.
Mike Saulnier Obama probably had it bugged before he left
I just can’t get my head around that. He would have almost nothing to gain. It’s not like he can deface Trump and be re-elected after the impeachment. It’s FAR more likely that organizations with their own agendas like the NSA or CIA would be monitoring the West Wing and any conversations taking place there. That’s really not even a question of probability, it wouldn’t shock anyone if it were found to be true. Obama on the other hand, that’s a Hollywood screenplay waiting to happen.
Mike Saulnier it is not hard to be with Obama and his shadow government down the street from the White House he could hear everything going on and use it to democrats advantage
Obamas mission was not to be a Great President of America and cares less about what we think, his mission was always to take America Down From The Inside Out and he will continue to do just that
I am thinking the same
Kurt Churchill Obama is just evil enough to do it, he was angry Trump said he would get rid of Obamas policies, so obama doesn’t have much legacy left and soon it all will be gone