Addressing a protestor on Thursday who demanded that Supreme Courte nominee Kavanaugh take a polygraph test, Senator Lindsey Graham channeled Monty Python with the suggestion that they employ a medieval practice used to ferret out witches.
“If he would say [sic] a polygraph it would all be over, senator,” the protestor said to Sen. Graham.
“Why don’t we dunk him in the water and see if he floats?” the lawmaker retorted. “It will never be enough. If you don’t believe he is a gang rapist, if you don’t believe he is a stumbling, bumbling drunk, serial sexual predator, maybe you will believe he lied about how much he drank in high school. Threw ice at a party. Or he doesn’t have the temperament. Lets vote. I’m more confident than ever.”