Leaked TSA Document Reveals What Normal Human Bodily Functions Will Get You Tagged A Terrorist

Leaked TSA Document Reveals What Normal Human Bodily Functions Will Get You Tagged A Terrorist

Next time you take a flight you might want to be careful not to groom yourself or gaze down too much, otherwise you could get detained as a possible terrorist.

A once-secret, 92-page TSA document reveals the criteria will be used to identify you as a terrorist or not. Much of the supposed red flags are quite normal human behaviors and functions, such as whistling, excessive yawning, complaining, looking down, having a recently shaved face, having ‘staring eyes', bad body odor, repetitive grooming gestures, etc.

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