Governor Jerry Brown signed legislation this week that will regulate emissions from dairy cows and landfills, which will supposedly help fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gasses. Yes, you read that correctly, the state government wants to control cow farts. How they’re going to do this is the question on everybody’s mind. Some sort of anal sock for cows, possibly? Or a balloon will will inflate whenever a cow breaks wind. Or maybe they’ll just try to teach cows that it’s rude to fart in the presence of other cows, thus creating farms full of insecure dairy providers.
This is a first for California. The legislation is supposed to target a category of gasses known as “short-lived” climate pollutants, which “experts” believe have a large effect on global warming, despite how temporary they are.
Environmentalists hope that tackling short-lived pollutants such as methane now would buy time to develop new and more affordable technology to reduce carbon emissions.
The legislation lays out steep reductions in a variety of pollutants, including methane. It’s tied to $90 million in funding for the dairy industry and garbage collectors.
This is how it starts. Next, democrats will be trying to regulate human farts, fining anybody who passes gas in public or crop dusts the aisles at the grocery store. This is no laughing matter. These regulations stink, and these politicians are full of hot air!
Meanwhile, farms and agricultural businesses will be paying some hefty taxes for whatever systems get put in place to stem these cow farts.
Source: sanfransisco.cbslocal.com
Crack babies are like that… It’s hard to tell when they’re high or stupid!
It could be you and your BULL$#%&!@*!!! ( LOL ! I was just being punny ) .
Jerry Brown is cowshit, he belongs in jail, if not executed. The people in CA are brainless idiots for allowing this vermin back in office. He bankrupted the state once, now they vote him back to allow him to totally destroy it and attempt to throw federal election by signing up illegal voters. Brown is a felon and should be arrest and shot if he resists.
His head is up a cows$#%&!@*that’s why this is a priority.
Of course… What else does an$#%&!@*HAT have to do?
Moonbeam at it again! You all deserve him!
Perfect job for Moonbeam when/if the people of CA ever get smart and vote for someone who isn’t brain damaged. Measuring gas emissions for cow farts is definitely something he can do – he’s used to inhaling.
Hey Jerry, shut that pie hole of yours to reduce CO2. POS.