Hillary Ready to Become a Preacher, Done Being Afraid of Seeming ‘Too Pious’

Hillary Ready to Become a Preacher, Done Being Afraid of Seeming ‘Too Pious’

Hillary Clinton has a new idea up her sleeve for playing God.

Remember how Teddy Roosevelt famously reckoned the role of U.S president to a bully pulpit? Well, seems Hillary is bound to try and create her own faux bully pulpit anyway she can. Hell fire be damned.

Hillary is trying to rebrand her images. Even giant corporations such as Bing featured articles on their homepages several months ago implying she murdered Peter Smith. She reportedly feels an urgent need to come across as more trustworthy, moral, authentic, and possessing a human element following her brutal defeat in Nov.

Hillary’s longtime pastor, Rev. Bill Shillady, dropped a bombshell on the Swamp Goddess’s submerged spiritual side this week. First of all, can we just point out her pastor’s name perfectly reflects Shillary herself, Shillady.

Now for what he had to say,

 She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.”

O Hillary you shy girl. What is it? And why is Hillary finally at the point where she is going to go all out and pursue her hidden dream? All on the next page and you don’t want to miss it!

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