Hillary Clinton Painting Triggers Service Dogs, Shuts Down Art Festival


An art festival in Miami Florida had to be shut down after two security dogs raised alarm after spotting a box containing the image of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

At around 8 a.m. on December 9, 2017, two security dogs reacted suspiciously to a crate for the Art Miami exhibition, leading to a two-hour shut down of the exhibit and a section of Biscayne Blvd. so that police could search the crate.

The crate contained a painting of Hillary Clinton — and nothing else.

Elizabeth Koh and Nicholas Nehamas report for the Miami Herald that when Miami police officers opened up the suspicious crate, they found a “punky” portrait of Hillary Clinton in a studded jacket and shaggy pink haircut, in a neon picture frame.

Police officers ran the 16 inch by 20 inch acrylic-on-wood artwork through an X-ray machine, which turned up no suspicious material.

What is even more ridiculous is how much some deranged leftist actually paid to own “Punky Hillary”!

Punky Hillary,” already purchased by a collector for $4,000, was painted by Orlando-based artist Scott Scheidly, who seems to specialize in painting satirical portraits of politicians and pop culture figures, including Barack Obama, Adolf Hitler, Queen Elizabeth II, as well as President Trump. Scheidly’s “Trump Pimp” portrait, depicting the president in a zebra-printed hat with a gold dollar-sign chain around his neck, was in the crate with “Punky Hillary”. But the Trump portrait had already been removed from the crate before the security dogs were triggered.

Hillary Clinton biding on Punky Hillary, “I’ll give you one copy of my book and a 5th of vodka for that sexy beast!”

And I know, I almost throw up a little when I wrote that caption above as well. However, it is important to point out some feminists are so crazy they actually do believe Hillary to be a sensual display of feminine beauty for the masses. Yet, I care way too much about you my dear readers than to subject you to viewing Buzzfeed ‘acclaimed’ paintings of nude Hillary Clinton. I’m still in therapy myself from the experience.

But, in the meantime rest easy knowing that not even 4 legged creatures can stand the sight or the scent of the Hildabeast.

Source: Fellowship of the Mind, Miami Herald



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