Hillary Clinton Releasing New Book Titled ‘What Happened’

Hillary Clinton’s says it wasn’t easy writing her new memoir, aptly enough titled What Happened. The twice failed former presidential candidate lets out a big sigh as she gazes off into the billowing Russian horizons.

This woman has to be one of the funniest murders of our time, that or she is getting senile and her speech writer and co-author is a troll.

Let’s start with her own description of this upcoming memoir, What Happened, released on the President's favorite technological platform, which he is King of, Twitter.

It would appear that Hillary really is as nostalgic and out-of-touch as she appears to be in her upcoming book to go back to 2016. Go back to 2016 and get roasted all over again by over half the country, that is.

Here is what her friends are saying about the book,

Privately, Clinton has told friends and longtime associates that she “wants the whole story out there” as she rushes to tweak and put the finishing touches on the book due out in September.

Rushing as in, holding a gun up to her speechwriter, co-author's head, saying get it down boy… Presumably, of course.

She really believes that’s why she lost, and she wants to explain why in no uncertain terms,” one longtime ally said.

Even her own friends aren't eating the Clinton Russian bologna sandwiches. Not like they'd eat the sandwiches at the Clinton's house anyway. They might be laced. But still, seriously, even her own friends aren't biting into this whole Russia story.

What exactly is Hillary Clinton's reality? Well take it from her publisher and the back cover of her new book,

“In the past, for reasons I try to explain, I’ve often felt I had to be careful in public, like I was up on a wire without a net. Now I’m letting my guard down.” —Hillary Rodham Clinton, from the introduction of What Happened

Really, Hillary, you killed one too many people to ever be leaving your house without guards but nice try to be a relatable evil witch.

Go back to your sob story of privilege, power, and murder,

For the first time, Hillary Rodham Clinton reveals what she was thinking and feeling during one of the most controversial and unpredictable presidential elections in history. Now free from the constraints of running, Hillary takes you inside the intense personal experience of becoming the first woman nominated for president by a major party in an election marked by rage, sexism, exhilarating highs and infuriating lows, stranger-than-fiction twists, Russian interference, and an opponent who broke all the rules. This is her most personal memoir yet…

Controversial… you see I am one of the most blatant ruthless murders to ever try to be president. And everybody was supposed to like me because I told Bill to let one of the chubby interns blow him in order to boost my popularity ratings. But, everybody has just always been able to tell I'm a cruel evil she-witch in ill fitting trousers trying to prove myself. They didn't fall for it. People don't feel sorry for me just because my husband is a cheater. SEXISM. Waa-Waa-Waa.

Stranger-than-fiction twists… I did what I was supposed to do to. I tried to destroy America, democracy, gave uranium to our enemies, leaked national security secrets, killed everyone threating to expose my ruthless agenda. I even left some of our service members to die just to score bonus points with the globalists. But, then along came this guy called The Donald, listening to the people, hah!, believing in democracy! and can you believe it America First! Come on! Uhh, he won. He won. SEXISM! RUSSIA! CHEATER!

Hillary Clinton is going to wish the assassins that took out Peter and Seth would just take her out too after reading the scathing reviews of her new book on Twitter. Too soon? No amount of hot sauce in the world enough to make that one palatable yet?

Here it goes,


Back in the days when TV shows would call out the Clintons…

Source: Simon and Schuster , The Hill, Gateway Pundit  






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