Hilarity Clinton: Secrets from Her Emails


As it turns out, Hillary Clinton and her campaign staffers actually work hard to keep Black Lives Matter protestors out of her campaign events. I wonder why that is. Possibly so she can eat her broth based chicken noodle soup in peace?

Here are five tidbits from the hack.

1. Clinton Campaign Requests Cars With ‘Little Step That Comes Down’

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton steps into an SUV / AP

An email exchange between Clinton staffer Jason Chung and Laura Gross of the public relations firm Scott Circle revealed that the campaign requests that Hillary’s SUV come equipped with a “little step that comes down” so it is “easier to get out.”

HRC Suburban Step

Chung confirmed that the campaign was requesting SUVs that have “like almost a little step that comes down.”

“It’s okay if the ones you have do not,” he said.

Hillary’s struggle to maintain her balance has at times been an issue for the campaign.

2. Hillary Likes ‘CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP BROTH BASED!’

Hillary Clinton

AP

Mellul emailed Opal Vadhan, a member of Clinton’s advance team, asking what food Hillary would like to eat before a May flight to Washington, D.C.

“Im the last finance site tomorrow night before their flight back to DC so I want to feed her/get the good stuff for the traveling staff,” Mellul wrote.

“CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP BROTH BASED!” Vadhan replied. “She also likes greek salads, salmon, healthy chicken sandwiches.”

Chicken Noodle Soup

3. Bill Clinton Waited in Girls’ Locker Room Before Speech, Requested Diet Iced Gatorade

Emails about a Bill Clinton rally at a New Mexico middle school in June show that the former president requested “hot tea with lemon and honey” and diet “iced Gatorade.” The former president waited in a girls’ locker room before the event.

Bill Clinton Hot Tea

 

Bill Clinton Girls Locker Room

Vice President Joe Biden prefers “sealed bottles of water, black coffee, and cans of Coke Zero and Dr. Pepper, and mixed nuts,” according to advance emails from his staff.

4. Staffers Worked to Prevent Black Lives Matter From Protesting Michelle Obama Speech

Michelle Obama

First lady Michelle Obama / AP

The first lady’s staff circulated a CNN article about Black Lives Matter protesting Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel during the United States Conference of Mayors in Washington, D.C., in January. Staff members wanted to avoid the spectacle of protestors at Michelle Obama’s speech at the conference the next day.

“I want to make sure you guys have a heads up on this so that we can ensure no protestors make their way into our event. :)” wrote Chynna Clayton, who works in the first lady’s office.

Michelle Obama Protests 2

5. Mellul Is on a Listserv With His Frat

Ian Mellul

Ian Mellul / Twitter

Before he was a White House advance staffer, Mellul was a member of Pi Kappa Phi at George Washington University. He gets a lot of emails from his former fraternity brothers on various Listservs.

One email inviting Mellul to a Kappa mixer bore the subject line: “Young Jew Boy Blarne With Alien Cock Fucks Fat Milf With Saggy Tits And C-Section Scar” [sic].

Kappa mixer

Another email sent to the “Thetazeta” group warned brothers not to touch the doorknob of their house because “someone rubbed literal shit all over it.”

The fraternity is being investigated for code of conduct violations following the email leaks.

What was the media saying about Bill Clinton not being a rapist? I guess sitting in the girl’s locker room waiting for his pansy drink of diet gatorade is what non-perverts do . . . not. As funny as these things are, let’s hope they shine some light on these “inspiring” figures that young democrats continually idolize.

Source: freebeacon.com

 



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