If you think the detainees at Gitmo have it hard, think again. Case in point is Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani, classified as a “high value” terrorist who worked directly with Bin Laden, al-Afghani is looking for love from Gitmo.
That’s right, any ladies out there who are looking for an infamous “mate” who spends time criticing American culture, and shows his tender side by caring for his pet “banna rat”, al-Afghani might just be your man–of course don’t think you’ll talk him into shaving that beard any time soon.
Hook up with him on match.com, he no longer wants to use “Ashley Madison” he wrote from Gitmo to his lawyer.
For more on al-Afghani’s hard life at Gitmo next page:
Watch it ladies…
Right, and with cannibalism being ok’d by Islam, things could really become dicy.
Why I got off those sites. They are in there preying on women
Hope he will be mingling with a firing squad
Oh what a catch! From the smelly beard, to that ever-sexy unabrow! Disgusting pig!! But there will be some SICK CHICK wanting to “rock his world” it’s enough to make you want to throw up…LITERALLY!
What a shame they don’t put him to digging ditches or sweeping floors instead of using the internet to
“Solicit a partner”!!!!!!!!
BTW who paid for his membership?!
Why does this person have access to ANY social sites????? You are in prison.. which means no outside access!!!
Rick, you got my office on hysterics! Thanks!
According to the Sharia law:
• Theft is punishable by amputation of the right hand (above).
• Criticizing or denying any part of the Quran is punishable by death.
• Criticizing or denying Muhammad is a prophet is punishable by death.
• Criticizing or denying Allah, the moon god of Islam is punishable by death.
• A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.
• A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
• Girls’$#%&!@*should be cut (per Muhammad’s words in Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
• A woman can have 1 husband, but a man can have up to 4 wives; Muhammad can have more.
• A man can unilaterally divorce his wife but a woman needs her husband’s consent to divorce.
• A man can beat his wife for insubordination.
• Testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman.
• A woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
• A woman’s testimony in court, allowed only in property cases, carries half the weight of a man’s.
• A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits.
• A woman cannot drive a car, as it leads to fitnah (upheaval).
• A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
• Meat to be eaten must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah – i.e., be Halal.
• Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Musli