If you think the detainees at Gitmo have it hard, think again. Case in point is Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani, classified as a “high value” terrorist who worked directly with Bin Laden, al-Afghani is looking for love from Gitmo.
That’s right, any ladies out there who are looking for an infamous “mate” who spends time criticing American culture, and shows his tender side by caring for his pet “banna rat”, al-Afghani might just be your man–of course don’t think you’ll talk him into shaving that beard any time soon.
Hook up with him on match.com, he no longer wants to use “Ashley Madison” he wrote from Gitmo to his lawyer.
For more on al-Afghani’s hard life at Gitmo next page:
According to the Sharia law:
• Theft is punishable by amputation of the right hand (above).
• Criticizing or denying any part of the Quran is punishable by death.
• Criticizing or denying Muhammad is a prophet is punishable by death.
• Criticizing or denying Allah, the moon god of Islam is punishable by death.
• A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.
• A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
• Girls’$#%&!@*should be cut (per Muhammad’s words in Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
• A woman can have 1 husband, but a man can have up to 4 wives; Muhammad can have more.
• A man can unilaterally divorce his wife but a woman needs her husband’s consent to divorce.
• A man can beat his wife for insubordination.
• Testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman.
• A woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
• A woman’s testimony in court, allowed only in property cases, carries half the weight of a man’s.
• A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits.
• A woman cannot drive a car, as it leads to fitnah (upheaval).
• A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
• Meat to be eaten must come from animals that have been sacri ficed to Allah – i.e., be H a lal.
• Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Musli
Guess he’s not willing to wait for his 73 virgins after he blows himself up for Allah
Why do they have access to computers or internet?
No way will I use Match.com.
That gave me a belly laugh. Lol
I have a few bullets he can mingle with.
You know you are a LOSER when your only way to find love is someone waiting for the electric chair? You deserve what you get.
He needs to mingle with a firing squad.
That’s probably the way he likes it…UGH! Some “rough stuff” then HELLO NECROPHILIA!
And here we have mr.William the !!Sharia!! Expert