If you think the detainees at Gitmo have it hard, think again. Case in point is Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani, classified as a “high value” terrorist who worked directly with Bin Laden, al-Afghani is looking for love from Gitmo.
That’s right, any ladies out there who are looking for an infamous “mate” who spends time criticing American culture, and shows his tender side by caring for his pet “banna rat”, al-Afghani might just be your man–of course don’t think you’ll talk him into shaving that beard any time soon.
Hook up with him on match.com, he no longer wants to use “Ashley Madison” he wrote from Gitmo to his lawyer.
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Lol
guard well your goatherds if he slips the cage
This pile of excrement should be shackled to a wall in a cell
LOL
“Moonlight over the Oasis”…lol remember that one? Send the camels to bed…lol
Dammm not good id never go there now. Knowing they have this on there. Never know whol ul meet now
Hahahaha to the headline.
That’s baaaaad
That’s baaaaaaaad
do they let goats on match.com? I’ve seen plenty of dogs but no goats of sheep or camels