After Brascar Auto Sales told Nicholas Jackson, 36, of Martin County, Florida that his food stamps would not buy him a $60,000 BMW, Mr. Jackson did what many societal parasites do when someone else won’t buy them something, he stole it.
When the owners returned the next day they found the BMW missing, along with sixty keys for other vehicles at the dealership. The Blaze describes the flaws in Mr. Jackson’s plans.
The authorities stated that Jackson had no money in the bank to even fill the stolen BMW’s tank with gas, and thus ran out of gas at an intersection, where he was later discovered along with BMW and the 60 stolen car keys on Friday, according to the Daily Mail.
After he and the BMW were picked up and traced, Jackson was charged with grand theft auto and is being held in jail on a $20,000 bond.
Someone should investigate whether Obamaphone Lady ever got her free phone or if she had to steal one as well.
Source: The Blaze
Made me smile……!
Probably Navy sarcasm.
only in Florida
If you get food stamps every month and can’t use it all , it should go back to zero WTF it’s not a bank account that keeps growing
S**t free stuff is why I’m voting Bernie , damn things will change once Bernie gets in office
Crock of s**t
Can’t fix stupid
How dumb was that?