Feminist Issues New Anti-Trump Weapon: “Official Nipples of The Resistance Movement”


Now that Donald Trump is president, the trendy way to protest is to #resist. Luckily — or not — feminists have commissioned fake nipples to help you join the resistance.

Enter Just Nips, the “official nipples of The Resistance movement,” according to founder Molly Borman, who adopted that line as the company’s unofficial slogan after seeing it circulate online.

Started last January in time for the Women’s March, Just Nips provides synthetic nipples that you can wear over your bra or over your nipples. I don’t know why anyone would want such a product, but maybe I’m just not enough of a feminist to understand.

The product “cements the idea that women can and should do whatever they want,” Borman told me over the phone. In this case “whatever they want,” means making random people in public think you’re not wearing a bra—for empowerment or something.

If that story wasn’t annoying enough, Borman continued on to say that the fake nipples provided women with a “safe space” from Donald Trump.

If only we had a safe space from feminists.

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Source: Heat Street



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