Police are currently searching for a Las Vegas resident who showed up at one of the local mosques and put bacon all over the door handles. Sadly, this story has garnered national attention because of the media’s obsession with things that offend people, and when Muslims become offended at something, it doesn’t take long for the federal government to get involved.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has classified what logical people would call a harmless prank as a hate crime and are now looking to prosecute the individual responsible for committing it. That might sound crazy, but to Muslims, it’s blasphemous to touch or eat pork products. However, they didn’t seem to have problems removing the bacon from the doorhandles. You can watch it all take place in the videos below, as security cameras catch it all on tape on the next page.
my wife put bacon on my plate this morning can I get five grand for that I have high cholesterol she is trying to kill me hate crime!
There should be NO compensation!
“Got five thousand dollars.” What?
the FBI need to focus on the muslims….
joke lol fbi don t they have something better to do
Clive E. Sheffield lol
That is so funny and sad at the same time, It is funny that these goat lovers who can behead someone but get all creeped out over a piece of bacon, And the sad thing is that the police are waisting thier time looking for this Bacon Guy.
lol i guess not
Oh, the irony. Maybe the bacon was directed to the pigs themselves lol. FBI can keep their money. I’d happily let him hide out here. Keep up the good work!
And the rest of America is taking up a collection to be sure this hero never runs out of bacon so many mosques so little time wrap baby wrap that bacon far and wide.lol