Police are currently searching for a Las Vegas resident who showed up at one of the local mosques and put bacon all over the door handles. Sadly, this story has garnered national attention because of the media’s obsession with things that offend people, and when Muslims become offended at something, it doesn’t take long for the federal government to get involved.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has classified what logical people would call a harmless prank as a hate crime and are now looking to prosecute the individual responsible for committing it. That might sound crazy, but to Muslims, it’s blasphemous to touch or eat pork products. However, they didn’t seem to have problems removing the bacon from the doorhandles. You can watch it all take place in the videos below, as security cameras catch it all on tape on the next page.
Now there’s a law on bacon?! F*ck! Whats this world coming to? I cant even keep up on all the laws now,i probably commit felons regularly and have no clue!
LOL
Where is the outcry and reward for solving the terrible crimes Muslims commit?
the fbi should help spread the bacon
oh stop this pc bs
Like anyone is going to rat this guy out, lol
FBI. HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO WATCHING OUR PRESIDENT WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO CARE FOR AMERICANS.
Stop wasting bacon on muslims
Bwahaha. Now that’s funny turkey bacon
Waste of good bacon. Next time use pork chops.