EU Comm Pres: I’ve ‘listened to several of the leaders of other planets’, ‘They’re very worried’ ‘about the path the European Union’ will take

According to Juncker, leaders of other planets aren't too fond of the path the European Union is taking. Or perhaps he is an alien and he's speaking on behalf a spacefaring race who's observing mankind from a galaxy far far away.

He says something absolutely outlandish. The video above is in French, but since I’m a native French speaker I’ve transcribed his words for you:

Il faut savoir que ceux qui nous observent de loin, sont inquiets. J’ai vue et entendue et écouté plusieurs des dirigeants d’autres planètes. Ils sont très inquiets parce qu’ils s’interrogent sur la voie que l’union européenne vas poursuivre. Donc il faut rassurer et les européens et ceux qui nous observent de plus loin.

This is a word for word transcription of his words above. Translated in English, with no interpretation on my part, this means literally:

We must know that those who observe us from afar are worried. I’ve seen and heard and listened to several of the leaders of other planets. They’re very worried because they question themselves about the path the European Union will follow. Thus we must reassure both Europeans and those who observe us from afar.

I assure you there is no possible room for misinterpretation or subtle distinction that could make this mean anything else than that he’s claiming to be in contact with aliens.

Now, before you go thinking that something must have gotten lost in translation, keep in mind that Juncker might not be a native French speaker, but he's been speaking French since he was in high school. And judging by his accent, he's fairly good at it.

And what about the transcript of his speech, in which his references to aliens are covered up? Is the entire European Commission in on it? We're all just cannon fodder in a Roland Emerich film!





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