The Emmys: An Opportunity To Slam Trump


His middle name has got to be “Bland.”

“Donald Trump, of course is running for president, to the delight of uncles everywhere. I’ve got to say, sure, Donald Trump seems racist—What else?”

What else? Most Samberg knee slappers on the next page:
Samberg’s Bernie Sanders joke was more mild. The comedian said the Vermont socialist “always looks like his flight was delayed.”
“The guy’s a mess,” he added.

Gosh, that left ‘em rolling in the aisles.

Samberg also went after Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis, who spent time in jail this month for refusing to grant gay couples marriage licenses.

“Paula Deen is on this season of Dancing with the Stars, but I gotta say, if I wanted to see an intolerant lady dance, I would have gone to one of Kim Davis’s four weddings,” said the host. “It’s so ironic that she came out of jail to ‘Eye of the Tiger’ when you consider how many dudes have boned each other to that song.”

Asked about jokes regarding Trump, the alleged comedian answered, “I’ll feel like I’m not fulfilling my duties if there is zero Trump jokes. He is the story right now. I’m asking for a million, and I’m trying to think of my own. We’ll see if we can find the perfect one. If not, we’ll do a bunch of decent ones.”

Source: Breitbart

This leaves the question: Where were all the Hillary Clinton Bengazi jokes, the Hillary Clinton Presidential pratfall campaign jokes, the Hillary Clinton exorbitant fees for hack speeches jokes, the Hillary Clinton nosedive “Best Seller” book jokes, the Hillary Clinton do-nothing Secretary of State jokes, the Hillary Clinton server-in-the-Denver- apartment-bathroom jokes, the Hillary Top Secret emails hacked by every country north of Antarctica jokes, the Hillary Arab Spring connection jokes, and the Hillary Iran nuclear bomb connection jokes. Then there is Bill Clinton who is just a joke…so much material there that just got overlooked.
Oh, it must have been the constraints on time for the show.

 

 



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