Technology has struck again and not in a good way. To live in the mind of a frothing-at-the-mouth Leftist right now must be a truly sad and pathetic life. Think about it for a moment.
You and I are sitting at home, thinking about the next Game of Thrones season, or what you’re going to have for dinner. You’re thinking, how the heck am I going to get to work with a drop of gas in the car, or are the Pittsburg Penguins going to win the Stanley Cup in a sweep (okay, maybe YOU’RE not wondering that, but I am).
That’s our lives. Mundane everyday questions to answer the mundane everyday obstacles or musings.
Now, to live in the mind of a raging, out-of-control, salivating Liberal? Yikes.
Their entire existence is wrapped around the total and absolute complete destruction of Donald Trump at all costs…dead or alive! They live moment to moment wondering if he’ll suddenly develop a coronary and keel over. And it’s not just the Libs, which makes this whole really dismal scenario for them even more hilarious. The Establishmentariat is suffering under delusional Trump syndrome as well. George Will, Bill Kristol and Jennifer Rubin can’t eat a bagel with lox without the orange color of the fish sending them into a spasmodic fit of White rage, forcing them to stumble toward their laptops in a zombielike frenzy in order to hunt-and-peck out another scathing assessment of Trump’s firing of a skunk in the Ministry of Magic (FBI…because they make things vanish).
Either you’re a Leftist, Socialist, Communist, Fascist, Liberal, Progressive (all synonymous, by the way) upper-crust, snotty, elitist who can’t run their industrial empire without some sort of poke at Trump on the labels of their products in protest to closed borders, deportation, or global warming-deniers, or you’re a LSCFLP lower-crust, snotty, know-it-all student who can’t view a “Make America Great Again” cap without falling into epileptic seizure and screaming at the top of your lungs, “Where’s my free tuition, Bee-otches!”
Then, there are the mainstream news agencies…let’s just refer to them as the Dissociative Press, because they are indeed 100% detached from reality and 1000% certifiably insane. I’m pretty sure that the last time I saw a photo of Maureen Dowd, it was her eating the Kathy Griffin-Trump head between two toasted English muffins…with non-dairy tofu cheese!
So what’s really up with “covfefe?” Well, we have a couple of explanations and a theory! Keep reading for the answers to the greatest mystery of…well, of yesterday.