Amazon’s Bizarre Zombie Apocalypse Clause


Below is the entirety of the software clause in question:

57.10 Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

Source: thenextweb.com

As you can see, Amazon gives you full permission to use their software for any purpose you desire in the event of a zombie apocalypse. So breath easy!

Amazon would require the CDC to officially declare that a zombie apocalypse is indeed in progress, the federal agency who has been using zombies as a preparedness hook on their own website for years.

 



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