Pro tip for stupid thieves out there: get a job.
There are probably worse things than going to prison…like going to prison after being recorded on security video like this fool, Dylan Bearden.
The 19-year-old must have been in quite a hurry. Instead of waiting for the store to empty, he barges in past a customer…who happens to be a firefighter and off-duty Marine, Daniel Gaskey.
He’s pretty lucky Gaskey was unarmed; this took place at an Exxon gas station in Midlothian, Texas.
Check out the embarrassing end for the ill-fated heist in the VIDEO ON THE NEXT PAGE: