Captain America is called down to the border by the mother of an illegal alien, who tells Wilson that the Sons of the Serpent have mistaken him for a smuggler, even though he is only providing food and water to those crossing illegally into the United States.
“Attention all trespassers! I am the Supreme Serpent!” the group’s leader bellows. “By invading this sovereign land, you defy the laws of God, nature and the United States Constitution! Therefore, I hereby apprehend you by the power vested in me by the aforementioned God, nature, et cetera, et cetera.”
When the illegal foreigner tells the group he does not want any trouble, the Serpent Commander responds: “Oh, I believe you, sir. I can see you have enough trouble with you already, trouble and disease and crime weigh heavy on your backs.”
“Until the mighty wall is built,” the villain continues, “you come here for employment that is rightfully ours! And if denied it, you seek welfare paid for by our tax dollars! Also, you know how you make me press one for English at the beginning of every call to my satellite provider? That is something I cannot abide!”
Source: Breitbart
True to form, Captain America swoops in and defeats the villainous militia. Well, not decisively, since the comic book issue does end on a cliffhanger. The tension comes with original Captain America, Steve Rogers, making a surprise reappearance and ordering his replacement to stand down. At least the original Captain has some regard for his country.
Certainly, one must expect this level of PC and liberalism from even the comic book medium. After all, they just brought Green Lantern out of the closet as homosexual. And just for emphasis, the writer of the Captain America comic, Nick Spencer, has made his politics well known. Here are some recent tweets by Nick:
Apparently hate speech is just fine so long as it brings in the ratings. Let’s all be entertained by Trump!
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 13, 2015
Debate grades: Clinton, A+. Couldn’t have done much better. Stellar performance, looks like President in an election where no one else does.
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 14, 2015
Of course, Captain America’s newfound progressivism is just the latest change Marvel has made to its roster of superheroes. Over the past few years, Thor, Hawkeye, and Wolverine became women, Northstar married his boyfriend and a Muslim-American girl of Pakistani descent became Ms. Marvel. Even our treasured super heroes are circling in the toilet bowl, about to go down the drain.
I’m also 100% hispanic female!
Liberal puss not capt America.
Guess you are ok with illegals flowing across the border. Have you ever heard of a sovereign nation, we use to be one, but not anymore thanks to the liberals
I agree with the right to protect one’s borders and have control over immigration, but I don’t agree with the philosophy of this page. The subject is more complicated than that.
Lol, comics are a pretty large medium. No reason to speak out about only one form of evil. Or to censor an author that chooses one to write about.
His name should be Capt. USSR. Disney you phucked things up again!