The Obama administration must have a lot of time on it’s hands because it’s not only spending your money, it’s planning on changing how it looks.
Feeling like it hasn’t done enough to pander to liberals obsessed with identity politics, the Department of the Treasury has declared that it is considering making some major changes to the $10 and $20 bills. Secretary Jack Lew made an official announcement just this week, revealing what the Department plans to do to our money.
Apparently, the Treasury is getting ready to boot Andrew Jackson off the $20 bill and replace him with a women who is supposed to represent the struggle for “racial equality.” Although it was widely speculated that Rosa Parks was the woman in question, the final selection of the Department was Harriet Tubman, the beloved abolitionist and folk hero.
As for the $10 bill, Alexander Hamilton will be joined by a strange, mural-like portrait of various women involved with the women’s suffrage movement on the back. Prominent figures like Susan B. Anthony will reportedly be present, but considering the limited space, it will probably be hard to give each woman the distinguishing features necessary to tell them apart.
Naturally, the changes sparked a huge debate over whether they were appropriate or even necessary. While commentators on both sides generally agreed that Tubman is deserving of being commemorated on our currency, conservatives questioned both the wisdom and taste of bumping Jackson off the $20 bill to do so.
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No!
LMAO
Good! We can finally use n*****s as currency again! 😉
Kidding. But since i know many will jump on the keyboard to attack me before they read that word ‘kidding’, ive enclosed the following form to fill out!
These comments are priceless
I usually say “kidding” after making lame jokes too.
3rd box down in the right hand column for you. 😉
no way doesn’t look good
They did this to make the argument over the picture instead of in God we trust left off of it.
I don’t have a problem with the $20 bill at all and not racist in the slightest bit my wife is black Harriet Tubman was a great woman but you sir need to get a life or go get laid I don’t know which one but you’re clearly an asshole
Harriet Tubman was a great woman sure she deserves it I guess doesn’t bother me in the slightest bit I’m just happy that it’s not Obama on the fucken $20 bill that would be a true disgrace and a slap in the face to America