The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Let us pissed off Nam vets get some payback
Derek Gipson get ready for the call.
THAT IS OK WITH ME——
These fat hillbillies would end up shooting themselves or each other. “Sorry Billy Joe Jim Bob” thought you was one of them that A-rabs.
Don’t know what he is holding, but that looks like a big mean rifle.
Funny as it sounds it could very well work. These fat redneck hillbillies will not be restricted by military restrictions. They will shoot up everything.
F**E
That’s a 50 caliber there’s more than one of those floating around North Georgia
I’m afraid not
Dumbass