The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Cool gun
Terry Lee we have a Son in the military and we have to worry all the time because of the bozo’s calling the shots!
I have relatives rednecks that would prove to be compitition for the best seal.
Lol we hillbillies will kill everything LMAO
Sounds fun!
Couldn’t they even find a decent sized rifle for this guy?
Perhaps Trump will allow the purchase of maps identifying the location of the known terrorist encampments within the United States. This would allow our well armed militia to keep a watchful eye on them. For our continued safery.
I would dress like them blend in. Take death row inmates and child molestes ,do public beheading shows. Build a compound invite thestupid fuckers over for a party then set off pig blood bombs then put gas in the water tower then light them on fire. Rinse and repeat.
Dig that gun barrel. WOW
Sign me up